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Skating  Since: December 2009

How’d you pick your name? I was standing in a subway and it just hit me. Literally a 5$ footlong ad hit me.

Hometown: Lexington, SC

Position(s): Inside pack ref, jam time etc.

First Bout: Haven’t had the pleasure yet

Real job: Expo/runner/ bar-back at Carolina ale house (vista)

You wouldn’t know I……? I am good at foot and back massages, I also strip for fun.

Skate Brand: My skates were stolen, I rent right now.

Wheels/Bearings: still stolen

What made you decide to be a ref?

I came to a bout to support a friend and I got hooked.

What do you like most about refereeing roller derby?

The after parties are pretty kick ass.

What’s your referee mantra?

I don’t call it unless I’m right.

What is your favorite penalty to call?

Fighting, but I haven’t had to do that yet

What is the worst penalty you’ve had to call?

I haven’t had a worst yet. I’m still in training.

What is your favorite food to put on the grill before a bout?

I don’t eat, it messes with my buzz

Likes: Leg wrestling, keg stands, long moonlit walks on the beach, and chicks with tattoos

Dislikes: Stupid people, dirty floors, and broken laces

Times you’ve been knocked out by a skater:

More times than I care to remember

What are your favorite skaters you’ve refereed?

I can’t choose a favorite, they’re all so awesome