Skating Since: October, 2009

How’d you pick your name? Nickname and overall cheesyness

Hometown: Lexington, SC

Position(s): Jammer, B2

First Bout: URGE Invitational, December, 2009

Real job: Banker

Skate Brand: Riedell

Wheels/Bearings: 2 Hip 2 Be Square

Gear you can’t live without: Helmet

Why did you join CQS?

Holly Hunter said she’d remove my pinkies if I was a no show.  I love my pinkies!

What do you like most about Derby?

My girls and the RUSH!

What’s your favorite derby memory?

The “I’m going to upchuck” feeling from the first bout.

What’s your derby mantra?

But I love cupcakes & Seriously?

What’s your greatest derby accomplishment?

Any and all

What is your favorite move?

Dropping low and the Stankey leg


Likes: Waffles, sausage, and zebra cakes

Dislikes: sweating, Mel’s exercises, monkey butt

Severe Injuries: I’m hardcore!


Favorite teammate to work with is…..? I heart each one of my dirty derby chicks!